FucPotassium You.

"There are some things about myself that I can’t explain to anyone. There are some things I don’t..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:33:01 -0700

“There are some things about myself that I can’t explain to anyone. There are some things I don’t understand at all. I can’t tell what I think about things or what I’m after. I don’t know what my strengths are or what I’m supposed to do about them. But if I start thinking about these things in too much detail, the whole thing gets scary. And if I get scared, I can only think about myself. I become really self-centered, and without meaning to, I hurt people. So I’m not such a wonderful human being.”

- Haruki Murakami (via durianseeds)

crocke-r: TG: GUESS WHO GETS TO SEE JOHN FIRST HOLY SHIT u...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:31:09 -0700

crocke-r:

TG: GUESS WHO GETS TO SEE JOHN FIRST HOLY SHIT

u think this is a game you insufferable prick -SH

callousrituals: Sniff Sniff Do you smell that? It smells like… MY OTP

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:30:25 -0700

callousrituals:

*Sniff Sniff*

Do you smell that?

It smells like…

MY OTP

jacksfavouritetshirt: if you yell at me or use a serious tone of voice around me i will get really...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:27:23 -0700

jacksfavouritetshirt:

if you yell at me or use a serious tone of voice around me i will get really nervous and scared and there’s a 99% chance i will start crying

wherewulf: andalizard: antiblossom: just a reminder: the Summer Solstice is June 21st - its the...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:17:29 -0700

wherewulf:

andalizard:

antiblossom:

just a reminder:

the Summer Solstice is June 21st - its the longest day of the year and when the sun is at its most powerful (the height of summer)

the Super Moon is June 23rd - its when the moon is closest to the Earth, more than any other time and is 5 times bigger than usual

don’t miss ‘em! ♡

Only 2 days before the fire nation harnesses the sun’s power to destroy the earth kingdom

wwonderful: latulapyrope: humanstuck au where sollux and aradia are voted best couple every year...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:47:32 -0700

wwonderful:

latulapyrope:

humanstuck au where sollux and aradia are voted best couple every year in highschool

even after aradia dies in a car accident in their junior year

i hate you

franklyrainbows: I can only apologise. This guy just needed a...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:47:13 -0700

Omnomnomnom

But I have lots of friends. Because I'm Albus Fecking Dumbledore. Sherbet lemon?

You probably won't get another job ever again. I'm kind of a dick.

His killer's totes on the loose still. She's a crazeh bitch.

Aw hell no

franklyrainbows:

I can only apologise.

This guy just needed a hug forever. And ever. And ever.

pnaigrlrizz: fuckingrecipes: verdantdeer: yamino: tavrospetr...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:41:58 -0700

pnaigrlrizz:

fuckingrecipes:

verdantdeer:

yamino:

tavrospetrock:

Having problems finding a lipstick color for your cosplay? Look no further. I just found someone’s video tutorial on how to make lipsticks out of crayons. In the video she says that she found out that all of her favourite lipsticks had lead and that she found out that she could make lipstick out of lead free crayons. The entire time I was watching this video, I thought that it would work amazingly for someone looking for some cerulean blue lipstick for Vriska or Jade green lipstick for Kanaya or maybe some other cosplay character who has a weird lipstick color. In the video she also says that you could mix crayon colors to make weird colors.

I don’t even wear lipstick ever, but learning you can make it out of crayons now got me all excited to try it. o-o

Never buying lipstick again ever. I have basically everything I need (except crayons). Probably going to sub out shea butter for cocoa butter, and castor oil for olive oil and see how that works. SO EXCITED.

ANY LIPSTICK-WEARING MOTHERFUCKERS WILL FIND THIS USEFUL.

OR PEOPLE WHO PAINT THEIR SKIN IN ANY MANNER.

IDK I JUST FOUND THIS RECIPE FASCINATING AS HELL!

SKIP TO 1:46 IF YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT THE HISTORY AND JUST WANT SOME BALLIN’ LIPSTICK-LIKE SUBSTANCES OF VARYING COLORS.

GO TO HER YOUTUBE COMMENTS TO FIND SUBSTITUTES IF YOU NEED THEM.

FUCK YEAH!

@crispypata

This is the exact video I used for my green/blue lipsticks! :D

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:37:05 -0700

ludicrouscupcake: Hey look the best character in the entire...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:36:57 -0700

ludicrouscupcake:

Hey look the best character in the entire goddamn comic as an angsty preteen. Love me this update.

hallloween: I can’t decide if someone stabbed someone else over...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:36:50 -0700

hallloween:

I can’t decide if

someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger

someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger

someone stabbed a cheeseburger

a cheeseburger stabbed someone

a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

spoonfulofsterek: CAN WE TALK ABOUT JOHNNY BRAVO FOR A...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:36:42 -0700

spoonfulofsterek:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT JOHNNY BRAVO FOR A SECOND?

utilizes rule 63

drives home the point that street harassment is not flattering

johnny bravo appreciates being a woman and doesn’t question his masculinity

rail-oh: friedns too much sadstuck theories and posts on my...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:23:26 -0700

rail-oh:

friedns

too much sadstuck theories and posts on my dash so i tried to happy

so i saw resetti yesterday

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:19:18 -0700

miraculoustang:

this is a legit thign i am sad

This Is Not Fucking Harmless

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:07:11 -0700

lexxercise:

lexxerduglas:

caseymalone:

I love Kickstarter. I think that’s clear to people who know me by now? I love it. There’s a dude named Brad Muir and he works at Double Fine and I love the games they make, so much. But before Kickstarter, every time a Double Fine game came out I was a little worried it would be their last, and I’d have to worry that if people didn’t buy it, who knows what would happen to that studio. Then they found KIckstarter and now they make games and people like me can front load the development cost for them and it is the absolute best arrangement for creative people who want a tool in the exhausting struggle of art + commerce. A friend of mine is taking a month off her job to write a children’s book because of this platform. It’s GREAT. I love it.

The outcome of this is that I spend a lot of time just browsing Kickstarter looking for something cool to either back or crow about online. I don’t really back much - I don’t have a ton of capitol to toss around, and I’m sure the fact that I have a lot of ideas and no money factors into my love of a platform that gives money to people with ideas - but I like to check it out. So tonight, I found THIS fucking thing.

This is a nightmare.

Watching the video, reading the description, it sounds fairly innocent but a little eye-roll inducing. It’s another book where some nerd, desperate to be liked by women (this is not an insult, we are ALL desperate to be liked by someone we want to have sex with) thinks he’s figured out some cheat code or check-list like routine they can run in a bar to make women sleep with them, as if women aren’t people but a series of subroutines or an obstacle course that they can optimize to get their dick wet as fast as possible. And he’s written that advice down! And he’s selling it! To you! You could learn his cheat codes. This is nothing new for the internet. In fact, a large swath of this book was published already on Reddit. What’s new is that he’s crowdfunding it.

And sure, you might think this is sad or dumb or that this guy is just another lonely dude talking to other lonely dudes who’ll head out into the night with their fedoras to failure, right? Not a big deal? Oops, turns out we’re wrong, because here are some excerpts from what he’s already put on Reddit -

”5) Get CLOSE to her, damn it!

To quote Rob Judge, “Personal space is for pussies.” I already told you that the most successful seducers are those who can’t keep their hands off of women. Well you’re not gonna be able to do that if you aren’t in close! ”

“All the greatest seducers in history could not keep their hands off of women. They aggressively escalated physically with every woman they were flirting with. They began touching them immediately, kept great body language and eye contact, and were shameless in their physicality. Even when a girl rejects your advances, she KNOWS that you desire her. That’s hot. It arouses her physically and psychologically.”

“Decide that you’re going to sit in a position where you can rub her leg and back. Physically pick her up and sit her on your lap. Don’t ask for permission. Be dominant. Force her to rebuff your advances.”

“Sex

Pull out your cock and put her hand on it. Remember, she is letting you do this because you have established yourself as a LEADER. Don’t ask for permission, GRAB HER HAND, and put it right on your dick.”

- Source

SO. Now I am no longer rolling my eyes.

This guy is no longer just being weird and creepy on the internet. Now he’s writing a book about how to sexually assault women, and he is using something I believe in (Kickstarter) to ask YOU for money to do it. I am offended as someone who believes in the platform, and more importantly I am offended as someone who believes women shouldn’t be treated this way, and that people who say otherwise CERTAINLY should not profit off saying they should.

This isn’t harmless. People come to these boards because they are scared of being humiliated, and they are saying to the world, “Tell me what to do, because I don’t know what to do.” And this guy has chosen to tell them, “You should be a rapist.”

There’s largely nothing we can do about people saying this shit on a place like Reddit - Reddit’s a mess for another time - but let’s get it off of Kickstarter. The project is funded in 10 hours - and unfortunately a lot of those are sleeping hours - but PLEASE report it to Kickstarter, please tweet @Kickstarter asking them to take it down, and PLEASE do not let something cool be used for the UGLIEST thing imaginable.

The Kickstarter - Report Button is on the bottom of the page

Please Tweet at @Kickstarter

Casey

I’ve reported this and tweeted at KS. I just hope someone on that end will be around to deal with the flood of complaints before the project is funded. Shit like this flies under the radar far too often.

I’ll put this here too, for good measure.

pandavalkyrie: So one day I booted up my Wii Fit and I always had the lady as my trainer but I...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:04:05 -0700

pandavalkyrie:

So one day I booted up my Wii Fit and I always had the lady as my trainer but I started my first exercise and the dude was there and he said “I’ll be filling in for your usual trainer today! Hope that’s okay.”

And I was a little unsettled because you are pixels how are you taking the day off

So then the next exercise, lady trainer is back and she’s like “Oh man, I didn’t get enough sleep last night.” and began a lecture on how important sleep is for health and I thought oh haha it’s just a weird way to slip in health tips but now I know

she was actually at Nintendo Fight Club

oniliza: ok now i fixed the thing so heres a notifier of jade...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:03:31 -0700

oniliza:

ok now i fixed the thing so heres a notifier of jade sniffing out the next update

enjoy

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:57:50 -0700

oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:54:49 -0700

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

This is the End and the endless jokes about rape

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:47:34 -0700

tonystarkmakesyoufeel:

adriofthedead:

crackopenfemur-suckoutmarrow:

diaphenia:

Let’s talk about This is the End.

It’s celebrity rpf (Apocalypse AU) and whatever, the beginning of the movie is sort of fun, with a lot of cameos and celebrities running around partying.

Read More

tl;dr version: Ton of rape jokes, Emma Watson made so uncomfortable during filming that she walked off set and was subsequently mocked for it, and everything we know about Seth Rogen’s ‘comedy’ is confirmed.

Well, shit. And I was actually looking forward to seeing this. :/

there are not enough h’s in the world to follow my ughhh

and my friends from grade school eat this shit up

FucPotassium You.

"There are some things about myself that I can’t explain to anyone. There are some things I don’t..."

crocke-r: TG: GUESS WHO GETS TO SEE JOHN FIRST HOLY SHIT u...

callousrituals: *Sniff Sniff* Do you smell that? It smells like… MY OTP

jacksfavouritetshirt: if you yell at me or use a serious tone of voice around me i will get really...

wherewulf: andalizard: antiblossom: just a reminder: the Summer Solstice is June 21st - its the...

wwonderful: latulapyrope: humanstuck au where sollux and aradia are voted best couple every year...

franklyrainbows: I can only apologise. This guy just needed a...

pnaigrlrizz: fuckingrecipes: verdantdeer: yamino: tavrospetr...

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ludicrouscupcake: Hey look the best character in the entire...

hallloween: I can’t decide if someone stabbed someone else over...

spoonfulofsterek: CAN WE TALK ABOUT JOHNNY BRAVO FOR A...

rail-oh: friedns too much sadstuck theories and posts on my...

so i saw resetti yesterday

This Is Not Fucking Harmless

pandavalkyrie: So one day I booted up my Wii Fit and I always had the lady as my trainer but I...

oniliza: ok now i fixed the thing so heres a notifier of jade...

Photo

oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my...

This is the End and the endless jokes about rape

callousrituals: Sniff Sniff Do you smell that? It smells like… MY OTP