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longshotlock: i highly doubt this will get more than two notes but hey i’m bored also i know these things are usually unreliable but if this for some reason gets a bunch of notes i’ll try to eventually get them all done, alright? alright uwu
protearbender: It’s very simple. We kill the
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
callmekitto: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone” THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
Trolls cannot have belly buttons
moanda: The only reason creatures have belly buttons is because of the umbilical cord they were attached to while inside their mother’s womb. If the Homestuck trolls were hatched as grubs then evolved, there’s no way they can have belly buttons! I only say this because I constantly see pictures of trolls with belly buttons. And I don’t know why but it bothers me anatomically THUS I rest my...
sketchythought: traceexcalibur: a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.
casperdoodle: romanorgasm: willowmarith: jesus when did spain get so hot????? i didn’t mind him before but now it’s like???? well of course did u see that face of his before the man got an extreme make-over
stridersquad: richwhitelesbian: we need some new and more powerful swears
marinks: kinjitohyama: One Piece Rap -...
cancroidea: edd is like the sassiest little shit in the cul-de-sac i mean come on like this damn fucker
rapedbyrapture: It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life. The ceremony begins, and as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins… KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.
djavjr: it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest they do not suspect a thing
sketch-ass-arachno-fondler: thecorruptedquietone: prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. #and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at...
lesbianathogwarts: asianpredator: domodisciple: asianpredator: itsdeepforhappypeople: strangeharpy: edgebug: sprightlyvigilante: the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets i want to read this novel I want to write this novel. I want to edit this novel. Sounds like...